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A person who knows exactly how to please a penis the correct way.
"I love the fact that my wife is a penis pleaser. She knows exactly what to do."
An esoteric tweet, usually about niche fandom drama, to which the average reader doesn't have enough context to understand, nor is it provided by the tweet itself.
User 1: In my opinion, the latest controversy around what Dinklebob thrust upon the ecosystem in the Tittythink award fandom has left us in cock shock. We should all normalize decent hips to avoid this transpiring in the future.
User 2: penis tweet
When you smack a penis and it jiggles/sway side to side🍆
Penis whopper:
Dude! I just penis whopped the shit out of him!
Arousal of the penis which gets long and hard, that is ready to fuck.
Jerry, I got a fuck penis right now.
When you bang her so damn hard and good she cums so much her legs shake. She can’t walk or think straight.
I banged Rachel so long and hard last night she was penis turnt. She couldn’t walk to the bathroom to wipe up and I ended up having to go make my own sandwich.
The situation where your penis sneezes, and a suspicious liquid is expelled from the jap eye, thus creating a penis golly.
Did you see the other day when Shaun was having lunch he made a weird noise and a penis golly fell on the floor.
a male undergarment worn for the comfort and protection of the genitalia. see also: nut-snuggler.
Bruce always left his penis-shoe in his gym locker overnight.