Mean 2 sex moves equals a pregant woman.
dude I totally did a69+84=5 on that girl and no she's 5 (Pregnant).
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Waiting five seconds to reply to someone to give the impression that you haven't been waiting for their reply
Tom: Why haven't you replied to her already
Tim: IM 5 second rule
Tom: Oh so she doesn't think you're obsessed with her.
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The rule that states if any edible object should touch the ground it may still be eaten if picked up within 5 seconds. (No matter how nasty the ground or surface may be.)
Tanisha dropped an M&M on the wet and dirty bathroom floor but ate it anyway claiming it was safe due to the 5 second rule.
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The rule that applies to lost or fallen objects, typically food, that hits the floor. The rule applies to general areas, and does not apply to anything in a bathroom. Using this rule makes it OK to pick up said object in under 5 seconds, under the presumption that no germs attached themselves in such a short period of time.
If your gum just dropped on the floor, pick it up and say "5 Second Rule", then place it back in your mouth.
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NOT ORIGINALLY FROM SOUTH PARk, Hails from full metal jacket, during the scene with pvt. joker and rafterman are sitting outside a cafe and a vietnamese prostitute offers them her services, shortly after.. rafterman gets his camera stolen
Prostitute: hey solja boy, you looking for a good time?
pvt. joker: How much for the two us?
Prostitute: 25 dowah, me love you long time
pvt. joker: 15 dollars is all my mom allows me to spend!
prostitute: 15 dowah ok 15 dowah, sucky sucky 5 dollah! me love you long time
(to rafterman)pvtjoker: you know have these dink whores are serving officers in the vietcong army
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The most overrated game in the persona series yet they just combined persona 3 and 4 with some twist
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the phrase said when one realizes that the story they've wanted to tell, actually has no point at all. So instead of feeling embarrassment or having to add in a fake story line. You tag on the phrase..."and then i found five dollars"
Girl: yeah, then the cat licked the dog
Boy: thats cool....
Girl: .....
Boy: .....
Girl: ....And then i found 5 Dollars!!! it was awesome
Boy: No way!! thats awesome
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