mother-knife

A Brazilian euphemism for “motherfucker” as the Portuguese word for knife is “faca”

Ugh! Mother-knife!

Mothers #

The friend zoned dudes giant cock

Yeah I really want your mothers #

Mother Effin Sufferage

An exclamation when something does not go as planned and you become noticeably disappointed.

*drops pot of chili on the office floor*
"MOTHER EFFIN SUFFERAGE!"

In your mother's eyes

It means that something looks bad. Or if you wear something that's totally ugly and your mom thinks you look "handsome" or "pretty".

"Hey, guys does my outfit look good?"
"Only in your mother's eyes."

"Oh my god, I just drew the best Shrek!"
"Pfft, only in your mother's eyes."

hapuns mother

the hottest women to ever grace my existence

dude 1: look its hapuns mother
dude 2: *dies*

Mother/Mothers

A person or people who secretly would like to be a moth/moths, so they dress up in costumes and hold secret ceremonies, where they act like moths and do oth like things. Moth as in the insect not as in a creature who gives birth and nutures their young.

Mother/Mothers is Pronounced Moth-er/Moth-ers, Mahther/Mathers.

vacation sponsored by mother nature

another way of saying you are on your cycle/period/menstruating

I can't have sex with you tonight....i'm on my vacation sponsored by mother nature.