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You have a wank in to a potato while screaming your sister name
Hey bro I had a irish wank last night
To bunk of work unauthorised so that you can lie in bed all day jerking off to Anime porn.
Employee: Good day
Boss: Oy, I know you had a wank holiday yesterday!
Jarra - I cant wank no more!! :o
Keira - Your so wanking impaired
to push to the limit, to bring to the very end.
guy 1: holy shit! your doing 60 mph!
guy 2: thats nothing. i havnt even begun wanking to the poll.
The action of masturbating in a public place, without being spotted.
He would often have a crafty wank under the desk during his history lesson. The other pupils noticed, but the teacher never did.
an ultimate cunt who should be liquidised into thalidomide wank oil and festering decomposed spunk
((wank spanners basatoradorial fuck custard) a third dan black belt shit house and fuck custard who should be stir fried in hot synthetic Kentucky fried dog shit after being arse fucked by a bisexual octopus, while his balls are steamed cleaned in hot camels piss. a), a mark five cunt with power steering and overdrive.
having a wank pre-booty call to up your stamina for the main round.
mate 1: what are you doing?
mate 2: having a mojo wank before fanny comes over