National Kick a short person day every 26th of January
Hey! Did you hear about National Kick a short person day? It is when you kick a short person!
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The day where you can kick anyone who is aggressive.
Hey its national kick an aggressive person day let's kick him
To be able to talk so much that it's frankly absurd. Someone who will be able to essentially hold a conversation completely on their own
Damn dude, you could talk the ear off a deaf person!
September 19 is national kiss a short person day meaning you can kiss any short person you want
Hey mike itβs national kiss a short person day. Get over here you midget.
Someone who uses a/their computer typically for accessing the internet esp. social media, video chat, typing up documents, and stuff that has to do with work (if the person is a student or a businessman), and just surfing the net in general. In other words, the complete opposite of a HPCU Hardcore Personal Computer User
"Hey man! You want to play minecraft?"
"Um..., what's minecraft?"
"..........."
"I know I'm highly likely to be coming off as lame, but I really don't use my computer for gaming...that shit's boring! What can I say...I'm a CPCU (Casual Personal Computer User).
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October 19 is kick a racially confusing person day. If you cannot tell what race someone is, you may kick them on this day.
Person 1: hey, what race is that guy?
Person 2: I donβt know, but itβs Kick a racially confusing person day, so letβs go kick him!
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Dude, I got in a massive best person in the whole wide world!
2. You suck at the internet!
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