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A female masturbating with a dildo or butt-plug. Designed to sound innocent.
Girl: What you doing when you get home?
Girl 2: Going to be riding my horsey.
Girl: heyyy me too
*high five*
The ride a scrub sits in. Also on the passenger side
I don’t want no scrub
A scrub is a guy that can’t get no love from me
Hanging out the passenger side of his best friends ride
Trying to holla at me
Being dragged to death, at the end of a rope, chain or strap, behind a pickup truck.
"Texas ride-along" An ugly hate crime in which a man was killed in this manner due to race.
There are those who rate this end; pedophiles, dictators, spammers, and perpetrators of horrible crimes.
A girl puts on hand cuffs, then she gets ice skates on her hands, next, in a doggy style position her ass is plugged with a pony tail ass plug... NOW, Chris Jericho style, she is the recipient of a reverse Boston crab! The pony tail flopping around, the skates precariously keeping her on and off balance... It brings a tear to my eye.
My girl can only take the Alaska pipeline if I give her a Jericho sleigh ride first
When your on a road trip with your parents, and you have a great need to jerk off so you do it in a secret matter.
Yo when i was on my road trip to florida i had a sticky car ride
Titty-fucking your flat chested 2nd cousin.
Also known as Amish Surfboarding
I’m going to a family reunion next weekend and chances are I’ll end up riding an Amish Surfboard.
When walking alongside someone and approaching hedges, you deliver a clean hip check so they end up ass over tea kettle in said bushes
I gave Kenny a Green Bus Ride while walking to the store.