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Ring of Fire

Having the most passionate yet forceful anal sex with someone who has Hemorrhoids. Leaving a dirty mess for everyone to enjoy.

Nelson prepared his bowels for the most ravaging anal fucking of a life time. He knew Lyn was the one when she put on the black veiny strap-on. He expected humiliation. What he wasn't expecting was his medication condition to flare up. His hemorrhoids were bloody red like cherries of the anus. Lyn didn't care; she wanted to pick the fruit of his looms. She rapidly entered his cavity in search of his humiliation. This was the first ring of fire, but not the last. He proceed to lay, ass up in deafeat. His anus. Red. His face from embarrassment. Red. The sheets. Red.

by Rock your rockhard November 1, 2021


Ring of Fire

A party game with a group of male participants and a biscuit. The goal of the game is to not be the last one of the participants to ejaculate on the biscuit. Who ever lasts the longest, has to eat the biscuit.

Guy 1: Hey, wanna play Ring of fire?
Guy 2: No dude WTF?!

by ThisIsNorway October 30, 2017


Hodie Ring

Also spelled "hoatie ring," this is Wisconsin/Minnesota slang for a ring of men or boys who surround a victim and push or strike at him from all sides, either as a form of harassment all on its own or to keep the victim in place and in an isolated fistfight with one of their own who is also in the ring but not subject to the same pushing, tripping, preventing escape, etc. (No wonder this term comes from the same place that D&D and MST3K came from.)

Mick, Tony, Dave, Big Ed, and like five other guys all surrounded Poindexter in a hodie ring and kept him there until his glasses, his nose, and his spirit were all broken.

by Cmdre Vick Twenty June 27, 2023


Ring toss

When u get drunk and toss onion rings on your fuck buddies' bonar.

Drunk ppl have sum fucked up ideas sometimes... this definitely qualifies. Not that I would know from personal experience ;)

Got so drunk at the hotel last night, we played a game of ring toss. Then she went bobbing for onion rings! "Goofy Bitch!"

by Loo dog March 7, 2017


Ring Toss

It’s when a guy and a girl are having sex, the man is standing and holding the girl up. Another man is standing 5-10 feet away facing them with his erect penis in a glory hole. The man holding the girl tries to throw her and land the girl on the guys penis through the glory hole.

I tried the ring toss at Danny’s last night, the doctors could not reattach my penis.

by Kyle Barte January 2, 2020


Boik Ringes

(Noun) 1: A name for anybody or anything (this is what i named my pumpkin that I mad in art class)

" Hey yo look it's Boik Ringes over there. Hi Boik!"

by itz ya boi skinny penis October 24, 2019


fudge ring

What happens around your mouth when retards eat at ice cream social.

This has no meaning related to butts or poo, get your mind out of the gutter.

Steve was just trying to fit in at the ice cream social, but his fudge ring and chocolate covered hands made him look like an outcast.

by not_gogos July 20, 2012