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Russian

When an escort sticks your dick in between her fat titties and blows your mind with a tit job.

"Aww man I'm so glad she Russianed me"

by KnobonmySlob August 5, 2022


Russian

1. Adverb: gives "in a subhuman tier" for the semantic projection of a verb.

"Russian Deus."

by USSS raiding Commieblocks December 20, 2019


Russian

An inbred Mongol rape baby from a fake shithole that claims it and itself to be superior to all yet is too afraid to return to his Golden Horde vassal once it leaves.

It will always blame all of its failures on well-deserved "Russophobia" rather than its own subhuman genetic inferiority and project all its flaws onto its superiors (A.k.a. everyone else) while stealing the history of actual, superior countries (Like Ukraine). They grunt Mongol and Turkish loanwords and call it a "language" whenever it's too tired from a diet solely consisting of toilet cleaner and stolen Ukrainian bread it was too stupid to preserve after being confronted by facts that threaten its brain-dead, brainwashed, propaganda-fueled worldview made from Kremlin fake news propaganda networks like RT and SputnikNews.

These walking chromosome surpluses will attempt to rationalize its midget-run dictatorship's imperialist and totalitarian actions and policies.

When it inevitably fails to do so, it will return to its hovel to weep into a Putler love pillow while shoving a Stalin-shaped dildo into its ass as a coping mechanism like the weak spineless Nazi it is.

Its fake overgrown shithole with no history is collapsing by the day, and will soon meet the inevitable and well-deserved fate of being partitioned between its rightful owners of Ukraine and other real countries, with its inbred population being put through the meat grinder of karma like pigs to the slaughter on the final days of the operation.

Oh great, I stepped into a pile of dog-Russian.

Finally got my tickets to the 2018 Special Olympics - I can't wait to see the all-Russian contestants.

No wonder the Russian ruble is falling - actual countries put an embargo on chromosomes.

Don't worry, ma'am, your son will be fine - we managed to successfully remove the Russian from his brain.

I am pleased to announce that there is no more Russian in your lymph nodes - you are 100% cured.

Sorry I tripped you, it was completely by Russian.

by DeathToTheKatzapstan June 8, 2023


Russian

The accent that will help one become a fugitive of getting their ass kicked.

Gang: Oi, what's up loser

Russian: Zo yo hav chozon death? *speaks in Russian accent*

Gang: Slowly walks away

Russian: Zat's vat I thot

by Rotten Turkey July 20, 2021


Russian

Tit fucking. You rub your penis between a woman's cleavage.

I gave her the Russian last night before she blew me.

by King George 90210 April 23, 2024


Russian

A nasty ass gangsta slav.

Vladimir Putin invaded Ukraine because he is a Russian.

by teknomanzer February 24, 2022


Russian Suction Cup

When two wet buttholes are pressed together and pulled apart and a suction popping noise occurs.

That Russian Suction Cup left me weak.

by Skatecrete January 17, 2021