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(N) The opposite of a golden shower
“How much do you charge for a golden shower? What about a Russian mudslide?”
When you're almost sure you have to crap but decide to fart and try relieving some pressure until you can get to the washroom.
Bill: "Damn. I took a chance and farted before I could get to the john, and I just shit myself"
Frank: "Jesus buddy. Tough luck. You lost at russian poolet!"
To knock out someone with a strong punch.
Yea so this guy named Nathan was being a bitch so I have him a Russian love tap.
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Upside down creeper
upside down creepers are russian olopers
When the person next to you gets their head cut off or seriously wounded and you become covered with blood.
"Yo, I just got a Russian Shower because that fool got his head chopped off!"
A cocktail consisting of
• Vodka
• Water
Oh dude can you order me a Russian tap water, I’ll pay you back later
When a masseuse provides a Happy Ending with a titjob, instead of the more common handjob.
Bro, I had the greatest spa experience yesterday. The masseuse had huge knockers, put some nice smelling oil on 'em, and gave me a Russian Finish. Best hour of massage in my life.