When indivisual licks a shit covered dildo that was tainted by 12 prostitutes.
"Let me get a rusty raccoon after school" said David.
When you hold a dildo in your mouth and place the end in a man's ass pushing it in and out. While he jacks in sync with the dildo penetration so it looks like the dildo is going straight through him with his jerk off motion.
Man I got Tim off so hard last night. We did the double d for an interesting session of the old Rusty skewer.
The embodiment of playing electronica at 4:30 in the morning after a night of drunken drag debauchery.
"Man, last night I had my radio show after seeing Rocky Horror. It was such a rusty pig."
When an old man fills a woman up with cum in every hole at once
Chav: yo shitboomer you owe moses £5
Old man:well your mom let me do the rusty firecracker for a pack of crisps
A rusty elmo is the act of smearing shit on a girl prolapsed anus and then fisting her, much like a puppet
“Hey man i heard you got into some crazy shit with that girl from the bar”
“Yeah she asked me to give her the rusty elmo”
The challenge of having to piss directly into all of your partner's available orifices (mouth, nostrils, asshole, and pussy if they have one) while you're both blindfolded
Person 1: "Did you just sneeze piss?"
Person 2: "Oh yeah I got rusty ninja'd"
A humorous term referring to a person's tendency to only attract or date partners who embody the characteristics of "Hello Kitty" girls—typically cute, whimsical, and childlike in nature. This often results in a cycle where the individual feels unable to connect with anyone outside this specific aesthetic, despite a desire for different types of relationships. No matter what social spaces they enter, they inexplicably draw in people of such nature, leading to interactions that revolve around their curse and can result in frustration and isolation for the cursed individual, who feels trapped in a cycle of limited romantic prospects and may question their own identity.
Guy 1: I heard Mark got a case of Rusty's Curse again.
Guy 2: Yeah he's with another Hello Kitty girl like last time... I almost feel bad for him.