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The act of laying on top of a girl after ejaculating onto her stomach.
Bro, I was so tired after jerking off onto Tessa's stomach that I just ended up ice cream sandwiching her after.
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1. A crudely split sandwich into two pieces and one piece gets more filling.
2. Two slices of bread not contain enough filling between them.
3. Two bread slices that are so thick in size that it dwarfs the filling.
Loser guy say’s "Hey, my half of the sandwich we split has no steak!" "Looks like you just got a bread-bun sandwich.” Said the other guy and laughs.
When 7 black dudes face fuck a tall white Jewish person
Sam: Do anything fun last night?
Alisha: I had a Tibetan meat sandwich
Sam: Oh damn. I wish I was invited to that
Created in Puerto rico is when you find anything on the street combined with cheese, ham, tomato, and lettuce
Hey son whatcha making
Oh nothing just a flat banana sandwich
What's on it
Just some 20 year old gum, dog shit, and some frog intestines
God's gift to starving Wellesley Women. A light and buttery croissant which has been halved, each half topped with slices of tangy green apple and rich brie cheese, then smothered with honey and sprinkled with crushed almonds... and toasted... to perfection. Consuming results in an orgasmic experience and often results in renewed mental stability and ability to overcome academic assignments previously deemed to be impossible.
I can't finish this paper tonight... that is... unless I trek over to the LuLu and get a Hoop Dessert Sandwich, those shits are so delicious, it's worth the fifteen minute walk across campus.
When you have a wank last thing before bed and then another one as soon as you wake up.
Feeling absolutely fantastic today boys. Put the second slice on my porn sleep sandwich this morning
To make your homie's booty into a sandwich.
"Hey man you need to come over to my crib so I can turn you into a nigga cheek sandwich".