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The act of checking a man's masculinity by crying out "MAN CHECK!" then immediately kicking the questioned man's ball sack. If asked why such an act was done, one responds "I found his lack of faith disturbing."
Tim: "Lisa really hasn't called me lately. I hope our relationship isn't in jeopardy"
Tom A: "MAN CHECK!!"
*swack!*
Tim: "What the hell man?!!"
Tom A: "I found your lack of faith disturbing. Grow a pair."
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"the mouth"; to refer to someones mouth in a homosexual reference
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(Noun) 1. A "man" who has multiple sexual partners, frequently defined at Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, etc. etc.
2. A "man" who can't commit to one person, but will commit his dick to anything wet enough.
3. A "man" so dirty, even the Center for Disease Control won't touch him.
Justin: Well, let's see. Who should I pick to stick tonight? Eenie meenie miney ho.
80% of Female population: You're such a Man Whore.
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A show that used to be good until Adam Corolla and Jimmy Kimmel retired, then it just turned into total crap.
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The only guy that can be decked out in rubber and still gets all the chicks.
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The more protective seal around your penis.
"See that chick the Trojan man was with"
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"The trojan man was too big for Tyler and Bo-Bo and their love making."
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A super hero with a mustache, diguised as a taco that uses his taco powers to repel evil.
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Florida Man is an elusive entity that only comes out at 1:00 am it's usually seen at gas stations or at playgrounds this entity can be very hostile don't drink monster energy near this entity it can smell it from miles away,don't shine your flashlight at it it hates anything to do with light,Don't drink any sort of alcohol if it gets ahold of alcohol Florida Man will evolve into it's final form. How can you tell if it's a Florida Man? The first sign that you encountered a Florida Man is the smell if you smell,if it smells like sweaty moster energy with a hint of pee then it might be a Florida Man. The second sign is that time and space seems like it has stopped. If you have one of these signs it's not to late run as fast as you can.The third sign is reality is starting to shift objects just start appearing out of nowhere.The last sign is Florida Man itself it's usually floating in the air ong stained anime body pillows if you're seeing this it's too late to turn back,You're one of us now.
Kyle:Is that a Florida Man?
Karen:Omg it is!!!
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