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A partiticularly upity group of yuppie cunts who wish to inform you you have poor taste in music.
"THAT music is baaaadd for your braaain" - mothers against hard rock
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(MAHR) A rumored group that works to outlaw rock music groups such as The Used and My Chemical Romance. There is no known website for the organization, but if it exists, it poses no real threat to the hard rock genre or the music industry.
I heard there were over 4,000 names on the petition for Mothers Against Hard Rock.
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Possible answer to the question: "How's it hanging?".
This expression refers to the alleged lengthiness, hence the weight, of the penis. It also refers to pubic hair.
"how's it hanging?"
"long and hairy, hard to carry"
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WHEN YOUR SO READY FOR BUTTSEX BUT SHE JUST WANTS U TO HUMP HER WHILE SHE MOANS
OH BABY HUMP ME SO HARD ILL EVEN MOAN WHILE I SUCK YOUR DICK
A pretty good show. It revolves around a quirky highschool kid named R.J. Berger. He loves a hot blonde(Jenny), but a jerkface jock named Max stands in his way. His fat friend who is obsessed with- oh, just go on wikipedia or something.
TV- THE HARD TIMES OF R.J. BERGER
ME- Yes! :D
(TV)
RJ- *Jerking off*
Me- Best show ever.
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1. Thats when you wake up in the morning with a RAGING hard on as a result of the need to pee. It really has nothing to do with hormones... truly a mystery to us men. We just kind of wake up sometimes and think "awwwww NUTS I wanted to stay in bed, now I got to get rid of this thing by taking a pee." Even worse is the physical manuevers one must use in order to point the erection DOWNWARD. The average fellow knows nothing of acrobatics, but I would think a mans pee hard tactics are as unique as a finger print. I myself start with a brisk walk to warm the muscles and of coarse a few squat thrusts followed by a good stretch. I then remove my garments, place myself infront of the bathroom sink and raise my arms directly up towards the sky. In one fell swoop I give it one good cartwheel to the left which places me in a hand stand precisely infront of my toilet. I then exhale slowly, and begin urinating. I have found that listening to Mozart can sort of get things flowing.
2. Captain of the star ship Enterprise.
"pee hard - Urinary Erectosis"
Well an example would be of the time either your brother or dad woke up with one. Its best to talk to them about it.
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the white version of everybody hates Chris
man in every episode of hard times of rj berger something good looks like its going to happen to rj but it always turns out bad
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