made one

Took a dump.

"I almost made one in my pants."

One secaroni

Cooler, funner way to say one second

Ill be back in one secaroni

One wiper

A poo that only requires you to wipe once.

“I just had a one wiper”

Warm Ones

Lighting up a joint smoking weed

Yo lets go light some warm ones!!!

ONE RAT

ONE RAT SPINNING VERTICALY

That guy over there looks like ONE RAT!

Table One

a group, preferably one that comprises a luch table, that one a select few can ever enter.

Anyone not at table one for luch is a chode boy fresh

One Direction

one of the best boybands in the world. they love everyone and everything. teenage girls get horny just thinking about them. so much sexual tension. boyfriends hate them.

girl: did you see the new One Direction music video! god they’re so hot
boyfriend: *thinks about how annoying this is*