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When you haven't had any cones or bud all day so end up raging at everyone
Old mate has mull rage cause he hasn't had a cone in 6 hours
To be beyond upset about a potential situation. To be furious.
I'd rage that if I found out he lied to me.
When you are so angry after an incident or pissed off at something that your nipples get hard and poke through your shirt.
"Dude, im so fucking mad! I was cockblocked by my own dick! It didn't fucking fit! (Uncomprehensible yell) My nipples are so hard!"
"Man...Man you know those are totally Rage nipples"
"What? Oh yeah these fuckers could cut glass"
"damn straight."
When your in a public place and suddenly you see a beautiful lady, you start feeling the raging midget get the best out of you! And not yourself, the raging midget wants the lady more than you can think.
Ugh, I seen this fine lady at the dollar general and my raging midget started too irritate me by seeing her!
Nut-rage (noun) -When a male becomes uncontrollable with hostile and aggression because of the increased testosterone from not having an orgasm in a set period of time. Usually self-indused and intentional.
The relaxed bonobo monkey was eaten alive by a chimp with nut-rage.
Going a month without watching pornography caused the nerdy teenager to become a warrior full of nut-rage.
The crusades were fought by devout nut-raged Catholics and Muslims.
Masculinity will not be enoculated if more men have nut-rage.
When a person is served nuts in a bag and not on a plate, especially in first class like they should be.
Heather Cho went full on nut rage when she was served nuts in a bag like a peasant.
Rage associated with the suffering of HoFIRe.
It can be inwardly or outwardly directed.
In some cases, it can be seen as another form of verbal affection towards the 'Hot Female' in question.
The severity of the rage often corresponds with the passion felt.
1/ Inwardly Directed HoFIRe Rage:
"I am such a f**king dick! Oh my god! I can't believe I just said/did/behaved like such a f**king retard in front of that girl! Now she thinks I am a complete F**kwit! Argh!"
2/ Outwardly Directed HoFIRe Rage:
Argh! YOu are so f**king hot you are driving me crazy! I walked into a f**king tree! What are you doing to my goddamn brain?!"
3/ HoFIRe Rage as a form of verbal affection:
"My GOD you are so amazingly hot I just want to tear your face off and fry it in butter with garlic and onions!"
or
"Your are so cute I wanna rip out your f**king voice-box and stuff it in your eye socket!"
(NOTE: HoFIRe Rage is not a threat against anyones personal safety. It is merely verbal. If you feel HoFIRe rage and it becomes physical and you end up wanting to actually harm another person, you more than likely have a mental health problem and need to seek help.)