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The act of reading a magazine article while taking a dump.
People magazine, Maxim, porn and the daily paper are good dump reads.
A less than optimal bowel movement, the consistency of which is marked by an aggregate of clusters as opposed to a watery product or the much coveted compact submarine.
Max felt much better, physically and mentally, after his
cluster-dump: it wasn't his regular full bowel but it also wasn't his irritable bowel syndrome. Max was happy.
BEER DUMPING - The act of "accidentally" dumping a beer on a female with the sole purpose of cleaning it up and seeming like the hero.
Joe: How did you guys meet?
Me: Classic Beer Dumping. I had Jon pour a beer all over this girl, I think her name may have been Kiki. I then swooped in with napkins and was seen as a complete gentleman. I was then rewarded with the ability to grind on her to various top 40 jams.
Joe: Flawless. One of my favorite moves.
Used most generally referencing using a lot of cocaine. As in dumping out the entire bag the drug comes in onto a table to divvy into lines
They party pretty hard, everyone dumps bag by the end of the night
You go for a shit and you come to wipe your ass...there is tons of dump on it all stuck on your ass like napalm. Takes an awful lot of toilet paper to shift it. Complete opposite of a Phantom Shit.
Man I went for a huge shit eariler...ended up with a Napalm Dump..took fucking AGES to wipe my ass!
when you jump and crap at the same time.
Guy 1:Oh my god, you see that guy over there??
Guy 2: yeah... why?
Guy 1: HE JUST DID A JUMP-A-DUMP!!!
Guy 2: damn!
The man/women/demon that always manages to obliterate all porcelain devices he/she/they lay eyes on.
Bruh, the dump lords at it again. This is just depressing