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Kevin Martin

Kevin probably knows a lot about getting through a breakuo and rejection

We should ask Kevin Martin he would know what to do.

by Unknown@&$”)(?!&$ March 21, 2018


Kevin Trinh

A blessing to bestow great riches

May Kevin Trinh be with your family.
Damn, he just got a new car. He must be blessed by Kevin Trinh.

by blessedbigboy January 20, 2023


Kevin W

A dirty ass, bottom of the barrel wannabe that thinks he can sing but in reality, he sounds like an obese woman’s wet fart.

Did you hear that Kevin W? Everyone threw up after his performance.

by McBigBooty October 14, 2022


kevin li

We are kevins, lets all be kevin together.

I'm here to speak for all of us-
we are kevins.

kevin kevin kevin

DUDE IS THAT KEVIN LI????????

( a man, normally asian, stays loyal to ONE girl (even if she never loved him, what an idiot he is)

by ClassyKoovin January 9, 2025


Kevin (cupcake) Andino

Kevin also known as Cupcake is a complete wuss first always insulting literally everyone he sees thinking that he got the dominant hand on others. He also likes old teachers like for example a middle aged ugly ah teacher.

"We know you're a Kevin (cupcake) Andino"
"Huh?"
"Its cuz you're a big wuss in everyone's life"
"Well says you flirting with this e girl online"
"At least I'm not eating krusty ugly pussy like you be eating sum mix of ashes and dust"
"well I do love it at least"
"ok cupcake"

by Dude_WhoKnows? May 4, 2022


KEVIN MCCALISTER

When you/a sibling/your friend gets to stay home alone and no one else is there. Usually not by accident but is for a long long time. Usually if you want to be a Kevin McCalister do this:

Go to the store buy random junk your mom won't let you have or food and gorge yourself

Order pizza and hide the boxes

Pretend you are getting robbed and set up traps

And set up traps for when your parents get home.

You don't have to do these things, just if you wanna be like the movie. To be a Kevin McCalister you have to be at home for longer than 1 hour 30 minutes, you need to be younger than 13, and no one should check up on you to be a Kevin McCalister.

Bro Isaac threw a massive load party when his parents weren't home. He's such a cool Kevin McCalister.

by Zachibald July 27, 2024


Kevin Punt

Is in jail

https colon //tomato-becomes-god.fandom dot com/wiki/Kevin_Punt
Kevin Punt is in jail for 68 years

by co5oo September 23, 2022

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