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Considered by some to be the greatest basketball player ever, PeePaw is known for longevity, playing across 4 decades. He averaged 18 PPG, on highly efficient shooting splits with a career .50 FG%, .37 3PT%, and .89 FT%. PeePaw entered the league in '76 quickly rising to be one of the leagues top forwards on both ends of the court, this peak was short-lived however as he led the league in turnovers in '81. The next year a bizarre trend emerged that was only later discovered by sportswriter Jon Bois in 2017. Rookie PG Fat Lever and PeePaw recorded the exact same stats over the course of the '82 season. This trend would continue all the way to Fat Lever's retirement in '95, including his injury in the '92 season where PeePaw sat out due to marital troubles. For the next four years PeePaw played limited minutes putting up career lows. However in 2000 when PeePaw started due to injury, he proceeded to have one of the greatest seasons ever at 43 years old. He averaged 26.8 PPG on 57.8% FG% and 40.6% 3PT% shooting, and 13.9 APG, winning the league's MVP and leading his team all the way to the finals. However, the most impressive stat from this season was PeePaw's 12 total dribbles, scoring purely off his silky jumper and masterful jab step + head fake bag. Much to the dismay of fans PeePaw announced his retirement in the post game 7 press conference saying that he couldn't continue on after the events of 9/11. This caused confusion at the time as nobody knew what 9/11 was.
Foolish Ragamuffin: "My glorious king Unc is the GOAT of basketball"
Wizened Elder: "Be quiet youngblood! Noah "PeePaw" Szymanski is the GOAT and it ain't even close. That brother blew up the defense like it was the North Tower"
Noah Stolish aka skeezy, bonpeezy and ronclee you may see him down the local d’s 6 pack and dogs or you may see him trying to steal your Amazon package off your front porch… regardless of where you see him just know that he is more likely than not high on copious amounts of drugs and armed with stolen guns from dunhams in Monroeville so if you see bon6eezy out and about do not approach him or try to communicate with him find a safe location and call the local authorities
Sir yief: yo you seen Noah Stolish was tryna steal my package I caught him on the ring camera
Dae: damn skee a bum
One of the coolest people alive. He's cracked at fortnite and gets all the hoes
Noah Ulloa is the coolest person ever
a cutie that is way too good for anyone, that is nice, caring, and an amazing person!!!
ily noah / tony <3
???: Have you ever heard of Noah?
Me: yes i love Noah (<3)!
???: simp.
Me: maidenless behavior
The man I'm absolutely in love with,the boy I want to marry as soon as possible. He's so perfect and amazing he's kind, understanding, smart, he knows everything, he's always right, and he's just perfect for me in every way possible. I hope I'll be with him for eternity.
I hope him and I will live together in our goth mansion with our pets, possums, satanic things and plushies. I hope we will have our dream wedding and I hope that when him and I see eachother and when we lock eyes we will fall in love as much as we did the first night we met . Through all this time we have been together I have fallen for him harder and I hope he has done the same for me.