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Horse droppings found on the road, about the size of an apple. Hence the name.
Every New Year's Day, I go the Rose Parade, and enjoy watching the guys following the horses with the shovels, scooping up the road apples.
When a speed/red light camera gets a photo of you
Ray: "you got home quick"
Ima: "yeah I was taking road selfies"
The act of having sex while driving. Root word road head the act getting thy penis sucked while driving.
We were doing triple digits while having road sex
A sex moved best performed by two girls, lesbians or alike. Can be performed by a man and a woman but only best if the woman is on top.
One person plays the Badger, on their back. Maybe they wouldn’t be road-kill if a naked car (the other person) wasn’t about to drive over them! This is where the other person makes engine noises and ‘drives’all the way over the ‘badger’ ending with their vagina over the badger’s mouth, option to stay there for a bit, maybe the driver realises that they’ve just squashed a badger and needs some time to process it.
Last night me and my girl spent all night doing the Road-kill Badger
Humorous play on the acronym GRC, the French abbreviation for the Royal Canadian Mounted Police, in reference to the remote rural areas where their officers tend to patrol.
"Damn gravel road cops always jacking me up. This is the 3rd ticket this month."
Eating a girl out while she’s driving.
While driving home, Dave decided to give Annabelle a good road munching.
Hump in the road is a sex position where the women lay on her stomach and the man will be on top of her
Hi honey, get ready tonight because you will be a hump in the road.