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A scenario in which 2 buttholes are available. You then use one for a pocket and one for normal operation's. Your pocket should be held in with a butt plug(obviously)
Friend 1: Fuck where am I gunna put my shmeckles?
Friend 2: Just go with ‘option Sam’ gurl
Term given to an Italian male named Samuel whose a sneaky criminal. Can't be trusted, will steal from his own family.
"Have you heard how greasy Sam did his friends?"
A kid who is addicted to Naruto and only talks about Naruto 24/7
Sam Parsons: want to see Naruto
You: what is that
alternative way to say 'average joe'.
Usually used by creative, 'non-boring' people
"Who's that?"
"Eh, just a regular jack and sam
A girl that likes to search her friends names up in this app and post them to her private story titled “i need therapy”
“She’s bing such a Sam Lim on her snap story”
Sprints home from College because he hates everyone there. Shares a room with his monkey of a brother and microwaves bacon in a sad attempt to get the protein in and is part of the itty bitty titty committee.
Despite all of this Sam is the whammest white boy in Stoneycroft. He is often the funniest guy in the room and unlike StephenTries Sam does.
If big arms are your thing, then he's your summer fling.
Yes, big pecs he may lack he makes up with his demon back.
This is Sam Burch
Guy: who's that guy in the blue waterproof running down the hill like he's being chased by a herd of gibbons?
Me: Oh that's just Sam Burch...
Just a super nonchalant guy. He walks around life just being the shit. Women love him, and men fear him. He’s the only man who can slam a revolving door… he’s the most interesting man in the world
Blond Swedish Super Model 1: “Har du sett Sam K nyligen?”
Blonde Swedish Super Model 2: “Jag har inte sett honom, jag antar att han är super nonchalant och så ”
Blonde Swedish Super Model 1: “ Jag är rädd att jag älskar honom.”
Blonde Swedish Super Model 2: “ jag också“