Filled with slow-ass striders
Doesnβt even have a decent mascot
Look at all these slow-ass striders from Glenbard West High School. Yβall wanna go get some Chicken McNuggers?
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this school is so shitty, literally horrible. so many guys are fuck boys and get treated like a god for it but girls just get slut shamed. people are constantly talking shit, the kids and teachers will literally make you want to kill your self, the teachers are usually horrible and make you believe that if you aren't a straight A student you won't have a good future which completely isn't true. everyone there is a stoner, goodie goody, emo, a "slut", or a fuck boy. anyways enjoy three years of hell at westlake
friend "yo what school u go to"
me "fucking west lake middle school
friend "damn thats beat
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Upon further review, it actually was this and not "West I'm Breakin' Up With You" as I previously thought. And now that I think about it, even it was that, I still wouldn't get it.
You're not getting off at the Homestar station anymore! You're riding the 7:30 Alone Train to Alones-ville! With stops at Ex-Girlfriend Junction and West Breakin' Up With You!
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When a girl loses her one remaining tooth from giving her brother a blowjob.
Ah man! I lost my last tooth last night when i gave my brother the West Virginia Dental Extraction
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When a person is going down on a girl while so intoxicated that they vomit into her vagina.
"I was so drunk when I was going down on her that I turned her Beaver into West Virginia Road Kill."
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A west virginian lawn mower is when an individual cums into his hand and places his hand on his partner's unshaved pussy, gives it time to dry, then rips his hand away. Usually performs with said individual's mother.
Yo dawg i gave my mom a wild west virginian lawn mower last night, no shave november does have its benefits.
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A school where the minority is white people and where all the hoes go to school and fights are a regular occasion.
Taylor: Yo did you see the fight that happened at West Haven High School
Justin: Whatβs West haven high school
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