Phone-ist Refers To The Use Of Being Prejudiced Against A Certain Type Of Phone Brand
Speaker 1 "Haha You Have A Samsung. What A Loser. You Know Iphones Are A Million Times Better.:
Speaker 2 "Are You Being Phone-ist Right now?"
The iphone has infiltrated every aspect of society...and so has being, looking or acting "emo." It's only natural that a hyper emotional consumer of culture would be called e-phone. Use it to describe an overtly emotional wreck/wannabee who just doesn't have anything together. You might be feeling e-phone just reading this...it's ok just unnecessarily whine and it should be over soon.
Bands, people and things can be e-phone.
Example 1.)
Jessica: "This party's sick. Wait, look at Sean crying over there...in the corner."
Mark: "Yeah, why is he always sooo e-phone."
Example 2.)
"Look at his outfit....black mascara, side swept dyed hair, blasting to The Spill Canvas on his i-phone. So e-phone
A phone case that smells a lot like what you've been smoking.
Dad this old phone you gave me is a smokey phone case!
When you hide your friend's phone in his sock when he isn't paying attention
A sleepover:
Oswald goes to the bathroom
Phillip: yo man put his phone in that sock.
Jimmy: yeh brah that'll be hilarious! A real sock phone!
On the 20th of April, No matter what, you must show everyone your phone background.
Yeah.
Bobby: Look at my phone's background, it's that National Show Your Phone Background day
Billy: Yo it better not be that hentai one again!
Bobby: shit fam gotta blast frick
The sound you hate to hear as your phone lands in the toilet, as you were positioning the ass gasket on a public toilet. This can also be achieved while tossing ones cookies into same bowel. Caused by achieving Critical Splash Angle.
Dude 1 " Dude, this guy was ralphing so hard in the stall next to me, I swear I heard a Phone Plop."
Dude 2 "Tequila"
Anyone who takes excessive photos from their cell phone and thinks they are an artist.
Ed:"Ever since Bob got his new cell phone ... He thinks every photo is a work of art."
Lisa:" Yeah I know what you mean... He 's a regular Ansel i-phone.