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nightmare x chris

A cursed ass ship as we float farther from God and why like I'm fine with it it's just a child being ship with some thing that kills it over and over is to far at this point only fnaf gachatubers

Person 1: Hey do you think nightmare x chris is cool cuz I do
Person 2 : what the fuck is wrong with you

by A ship free fnaf gachatuber June 27, 2021


beats by chris brown

Headphones that assault your ears like he assaulted rihanna.

Yo man my new headphones are basically beats by chris brown.

by WhiteMaleHatesBlacks December 16, 2015

7๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


chris brown laugh

those little chuckles that seem to make their way into almost every song he performs

Singer: "this christmaaaas wiiiilll beeeee i very special chrisma-aa--s for meee--e-e......hah"

Me: he need to stop with that chris brown laugh.

by setphaserstostunn December 24, 2008

22๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


Chris Ryan Disease

The medical condition when one is so sexually attracted to a black woman that he will throw himself onto her in a sexual rage that cannot be stopped by any force on the face of this god given free land.

Mike: "God dammit wei, i thought i told you to control yourself when we are walking on the street. You always go nuts when a black chick walks by, this is the third time you've taken your cock out and asked her to jack you off like a goddamn baboon."

Wei: "Ahh man come on. I just have that Chris Ryan Disease. It's a medical condition and not my fault. When i see a black girl, this sexual urge comes over me and i can not control myself."

by bridget rowland December 8, 2008

27๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


Pull a Chris Brown

1. To beat on a wife or girlfriend much like rapper Chris Brown allegedly did to his former girlfriend Rihanna.

2. To fumble at the opponents goal line in professional football, much like Texans running back Chris Brown did repeatedly in the 2009 NFL season, much to the dismay of his fantasy owners.

1. Paul: "Dude, I saw some guy in the parking lot beating on his wife the other day."

Mark: "Was he about to pull a Chris Brown?"

2. All my fantasy running backs like to pull a Chris Brown. I'm dropping all of them.

by smoothhostility July 22, 2011

8๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


chris oates complex

the act of being a drunkard, notorious for owning a navy blue shit-mobile, being found blacked out on the side of the road, cranking obnoxious redneck music, and/or failure at repeated attempts of getting with girls that are not interested -- that was officially owned with a rock

"yo, did you hear danny got beat up and ran to the popo's?"
"man, he's got that chris oates complex"

by iunno January 15, 2008

48๐Ÿ‘ 25๐Ÿ‘Ž


Chris Brown-Eye

An asshole heavily bruised and beaten from anal sex.

The secretary explained to me that she ended up with a Chris Brown-Eye after a night of rump shakin and sodomy.

by Skebs January 28, 2010

7๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž