Secretions that derive from a rotten potato. Often thick in viscosity, these liquids resemble human diarrhea both visually and scent.
"Susan, I just found some potato turd slime from the potatoes you bought for last Thanksgiving and it stinks!"
A perverse and especially reprehensible psychological disorder involving a fictional process called turd alchemy, which leads to mere mortals believing they are actually gods due to their enormous wealth.
Elon Musk, a person with a combination of surprisingly substandard intelligence, impulsivity, enormous drive and dumb luck, is probably the most well-known poster person for Golden Turd Syndrome.
the residents of yeadon that cant help but talk about other people n stir up shit
omg wats that yeadon turd-a-holic doin in here. jesus shes such a yeadon turd-a-holic.
Someone who thinks there all that and still nothing but a Pig Turd, hence the word Polished Pig Turd.
Snotty stuckup.
Snotty, being better then others.
Highbrow, above all.
Polished, cover up, blowing smoke.
Someone who is no better then someone else, but thinks they are: Polished Pig Turd. Snotty, Snobby, Highbrow
People in the Valley and Galeton area no who you are.
(People) (Polished) (Pig) (Turd) (better)
A special category of farts. These babies pack a punch and can clear a room.
Caused by not having had a bowel movement and the farts get that extra smelly boost from the deuce on deck.
I hate when someone drops ass in the subway.
I know. Especially one "coming off a turd"
A fart that smells so shifty, it must've rolled off a turd before escaping the butthole.
That one smells like it rolled off a turd.
When you take a snap shot of a turd on your iphone, then you air drop it to random people in a crowd.
I was on a plane and I was air droppin' turds!