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When you lock yourself in the bathroom with the water in the shower running to point it's boiling hot. You try your hardest to take biggest shit of your life so you can sweat more and lose as much weight as possible.
I need to drop 10 pounds this month so I'm going to head into the turtle aquarium twice a week.
When one enters the bathroom, turns on steaming hot water in the shower and proceeds to take a shit. The shit particles cling to the water vapour in the air creating a dense stench. For maximum effect, empty all the water out of the toilet so your turd is only hitting porcelain. Proceed to call a significant other into the bathroom, citing you need help with something, and relish their reaction of having to smell your airborne vaporized poo particles.
“Last night I made a Turtle Aquarium in the bathroom, and tricked Stacey into smelling it”
A server filled with dummies (except donaven bc he is cool)
Dem Turtles is awesoem server 10/10
One who often arrives late due to walking slow, but is often regarded as being as sweet or soft as a muffin.
Ashley is such a turtle muffin, always casually getting to work late but while catching men's attention with her sweetness.
It’s a relative of the very known snapping turtle but it’s a noming turtle also ur known as a noming alyssa
Stop being such a noming turtle/ noming Alyssa
when receiving oral sex and your partner is biting you.
“how was the head dude”
“man that bitch gave me turtle head”
When you have the urge to shove a head into a small crevice
Hey! Billy is being a turtle head. He is trying to shove his head into her butthole