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Weed Blonde

A hair colour which could be described as a being somewhere between blonde and pale green, creating a disgusting weed colour. People who are weed blonde are often very untrustworthy or suspicious, and do not remember their own talents. Huh.

Ew, look at that guys hair, it's, like, weed blonde. I bet he's a jerk.

by Fennec Burger December 25, 2016


Weed Muncher

Someone who regularly gets stoned by eating Space cakes, Brownies or space shakes laced with marijuana.

That dude was stoned again last Friday night, yeah he was eating space cakes again, hes a proper Weed muncher.

by Leodm1 February 8, 2021


Weed Wednesdays

In the middle of the work week, on Wednesday, one resorts to recreational cannabis consumption to help themselves through the rest of the week (much like white wine Wednesdays).

I am now a dedicated follower of the weed Wednesdays movement especially after the beginning of the pandemic.

by Jeffreylicious September 16, 2021


Weed knight

a weed knight (or green knight) is similar to a white knight, though instead of running to a woman's aid whenever she faces the slightest resistance, weed knights focus on defending the funny plant theyre addicted to. If at any point weed is said to not be some kind of miracle cure or god forbid someone says its addictive, the weed knights are sure to come to make sure the lead theyve based their entire personality on isnt scrutinized

John: "I think youve got a cannabis-addiction man"
Jack: "nah I can stop whenever I want, I just choose to do it every day! Besides, alcohol is way worse for you!"
John: "yeah we all know alcohol isnt any better, but at least im not an alcoholic! Stop being a weed knight and admit youre addicted"

by NickPikk August 19, 2023


k-weed

Take ketanin and smoke weed, so that you're a k hole, but it's a weed hole, and you can't move for like an hour or so, then you wake up with the most badass munchies and devour all the food that was meant to last you the whole festival

Hey chocolate medal guy, do you wanna do k-weed?

Obviously dude, stupid question!

by Dahlmer June 29, 2023


weed-nerd

A nerd who likes weed

guy 1 - That babe with the purple towel reading a book just sparked a blunt

guy 2 - Ayy she's fire! I love weed-nerds, I'm boutta walk over and spit some game

guy 1 - Nah guy, I got dibs hahah

by caydublu September 17, 2018


Complicated Weed Triangle

When smoking weed in a circle, but passing in triangles to bypass the non-stoners. But at least it's not as awkward as a love triangle.

We aren't passing it in a circle, we are paying in a complicated weed triangle

by TreeeeeeZ September 19, 2018