When you finger blast a girl and after you stick your pussy juice soaked finger in her ear
Bro1: dude I totally got my girl a few minutes ago with a mean wet willy
Bro2: yeah? I just gave my girl a fat pink willy.... we're probably breaking up....
The intimate licking of someones anal rim, or insertion of tongue or salivated finger.
While she was sleeping he gave her a southern wet Willie, and she awoke surprised by the intimate touch.
The act of carefully inserting long public hairs into the urethra, in the hopes of creating a tree looking object when erect.
Should have seen the willy willow I had going on for the missus last night mate.
God's ultimate test of mankind's patience.
If you thought the lincoln log was bad, just wait until you approach a toilet filled with a Screamin' Willie. This particular steamer is the equivalent size of a foot-long sandwich. A screamin' willie can't be broken down and flushed away with the usual toilet plunger. Or snake. It's enough to make you scream to high heaven.
"I think Jack just broke the toilet."
"what makes you say that?"
"he left a mini mount everest in that shitter."
"you mean a screamin' willie walters"
Something that embodies everything that is on trend with the cranberry lifestyle
Buddy was really off da Willy Dango tonight skoony
The place where you buy kombubu.
I am going to Morty Willy because it is the place where you buy kombubu.