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When your boss declares an impromptu offsite and then while in a kayak whips out her mobile phone in order to continue to do work.
We were all floating down the river on kayaks when my boss whipped out her phone to send some emails.
Oh, she was Working From Kayak.
Yep, she was. Totally hardcore.
A smackin song made for work trucks and work trucks only.
Damn, did you hear that new work truck slapper that Sosamann put out?
A secret code phase meaning 'I am retarded'
Person 0: 'Socialism works'
Person 1: 'So you are retarded?'
to do in depth research of someone and/or something, fiction or non fiction, involved with a comic, tv show, movie, and/or video game
"hey did you hear Jared Leto is going to play the joker in the new suicide squad movie?"
"what? i don't know if that will work, im gonna have to put in some nerd work on his previous movie roles to see if that was the right choice"
A celebration for work
We had a work celebration at my local porn office
Refers to comparatively short intervals of labor that you perform in one of two situations:
(1) Where you are dreading an impending "big job" that involves strenuous and/or disgusting labor, and so you perform a less-disagreeable task beforehand to sort of "break yourself in gently" so that the upcoming drudgery won't be such a traumatic shock to your mind and body.
(2) Where a necessary task is tiring, discouraging, boring, aggravating, etc., and so you would much rather play video games or surf the Web, instead of performing said menial torture. So what you do is to "compromise" --- you do indeed go ahead and push the "power" button on your computer or PlayStation, but then you go off and perform some of the disagreeable task while your entertainment-equipment is booting up; you would still have to wait those few minutes before beginning your fun with the equipment, anyway, and so it doesn't feel quite so "yucky" to hammer away at the exhausting ordeal for those same few minutes; it also makes you feel more productive during that period than just numbly twiddling your thumbs while waiting for your equipment to be ready to use.
As a physically/mentally-infirm bachelor living alone, I find that warm-up work is a real life-saver for many necessary tasks that I might otherwise find excessively discouraging or exhausting, such as hanging out clothes on the line or cleaning up around the yard. I also often Swiss-cheese the job --- working a little of the chore, then taking a break to play on the computer for a few, then going back to tackle the cranky task for a little longer, then checking out a few more humorous/cute Facebook posts, and so on.