lord love a duck

1. an exclaimation uttered when nothing else will fit... often used when stunned or dismayed.

2.a saying written in magic disappearing blowpen to make Neffy suck the ink up in a fit of laughter.

"Lord love a duck... that alien just gone and blew up our truck."

"You slept with my BROTHER? Well Lord love a duck..."

"Bite me big time? Well Lord love a duck!!"

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Goose Goose Duck

1. Noun - A better free-to-play version of Among Us with built-in voice chat. The developers actually update this game and don't beg you for money to buy boba.

2. Adj - When something is better in every way than its predecessor or comparatives.

1. Even modded Among Us doesn't have close to the number of features the base game of Goose Goose Duck has.
2. Your new partner is so Goose Goose Duck. I can't believe you even liked your ex.

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walk that fucking duck

To flawlessly duckwalk while serving serious cunt.

“You betta walk that fucking duck-duck walk! Quack, quack, quack, quack”

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Want to buy a duck?

A game involving a repetitive circle of questions and response which always starts with, "Want to buy a duck?"

This game requires a great deal of memory and is fun to play while under the influence of alcohol if for no other reason than to laugh at others. It is also played at camps in order to encourage bonding.

Person 1: “Do you want to buy a duck?”
Person 2:“a what?”
P1: “A Duck”
P2: “Does it quack?”
P1: “of course it quacks!”
P2: “Then I’ll buy it.”
The second person then adds to the game buy asking a third to buy something else.
P2: “want to buy a ####?”
P3: “a what”
P2: “a what?”
P1: “a duck!”
P2: “a ####!”
Etc.

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Ducks in your face

A terrible state of affairs where you become the ridicule of everyone around you. Nothing you say or do has any credibility, due to the ducks being in the way. An insult used to point out the victims insignificance. Often associated with being recklessly intoxicated.

Person A: "Now listen to me, it's a fact that...

Person B: : "Shut up! You've got ducks in your face!"

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go duck yourself

A very powerful insult that causes the target to turn into a duck.

Guy 1: Hey
Guy 2: What
Guy 1: Go duck yourself
Guy 2: *Breaks all laws of evolution and biology and turns into a duck*

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Duck Butter

The thin layer of green algae that grows on top of the water in swamps and sloughs throughout the backwaters of Texas and Louisiana.

Damn Cletus, this Duck Butter sure is thick today. Sure am glad I ain't gotta get off in this nasty shit to get them ducks. Good thing the dog doesn't know what it is.

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