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the best day where turtles are celebrated across the globe
aw man its turtle tuesday
Wash my turtle is used by someone ironically saying that he has a lot of important things to do.
I can't go out today.I have to wash my turtle.
A female breast, covered in chocolate
I was having sex with Jenna, and I licked her chocolate covered turtle
a type of turtle with a banana shell that existed 64 billion years before the universe. they eat trees
hi im a banana turtle. i eat trees.
an uncircumcized male msturbating
Kevin was caught tugging the turtle while looking at a magazine in the bathroom at work
So you're a man having a big dump and you're turtle heading. It's at this point that you use the poo poking out of your ass to rub your g spot in your anus and climax that way. It will require strong glutes and anus control to do this like a pro but that is a turtle wank
Dude, i had a turtle wank last night