Pen-Pineapple-Apple-Pen is a groovy song that you can find on YouTube. It's short and a bit funny since the guy in the video dances along to the music. (You should watch it if into weird stuff like that...)
Lyrics: Intro
P-P-A-P
*Groovy Music*
Verse 1
I have a pen, I have an apple
Uh! Apple-Pen!
Verse 2
I have a pen, I have pineapple
Uh! Pineapple-Pen!
Verse 3
Apple-Pen, Pineapple-Pen
Uh! Pen-Pineapple-Apple-Pen
*Groovy Music*
End Of Song
Pen-Pineapple-Apple-Pen!
Apple-Pen, Pineapple-Pen uh Pen-Pineapple-Apple-Pen!
The popular single-person dance wherein one pushes out one's belly and clenches their buttcheeks together while taking quick, delicate steps toward the nearest toilet for an emergency expulsion of diarrhea.
Everyone laughed as Uncle Charles leaped up from the couch and did the green apple two-step after we had Thanksgiving dinner at the Bombay Kitchen.
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A groovy song about pens, pineapples, and apples.
Referred to as "Gangnam Style #2"
Person 1: Apple pen. . .
Person 2: Pineapple pen. . .
Together: EUGH, PEN PINEAPPLE APPLE PEN!
*Groovy Music*
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When a girl has bled through her tampon or pad while on her period and has a red stain on the bottom of her pants.
Girl 1: Alice you might wanna go home, you got some apple bottom jeans...
Girl 2: Oh no how noticeable is it?
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Ashly: fuck off m8
Carly: Your really salting my apples.
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When semen is farted out after anal sex, with little poo pieces mixed in.
Hey man don't touch that wall, it got sprayed last night with a windy city apple turnover.
Diarrhea. This is a southern term. It comes from people who ate apples when they were green, and not yet red. Then thye would obviously run to the toilet.
"I told that boy he'd get the Green-Apple-Quick-Step from them berries!"
"Man, Mexican food always gives me the Green-Apple-Quick-Step."
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