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(1)An insult thrown at one younger than you, one of less status, or someone you plan on beating close to death. It implies that they are indeed a sock puppet made specifically for use with ones ass.
(1) "I'll wipe my ass with your face, you fucking ass-muppet."
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when a girl consumes premium vodka or any other good hard liquor on a regular if not excessive basis and her ass gets big in the process it is called a vodka ass.
low-maintenance, low key party girls can develop a "beer belly" but high maintenance and harder party girls can obtain a "vodka ass"
a "vodka ass" is not as discouraged as a "beer belly" and is usually a good addition but there are exceptions.
vodka asses are more prominent in but are not limited to cities like New York, Miami, Los Angeles and Las Vegas.
prohibited in canada and puerto rico
I swear if I didnt know better I'd say the Kardashians own a vodka company because they haul vodka ass
if she goes out partying and does more shots of grey goose she is going to develop a vodka ass.
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Ass theory dictates that any object that came from an unexplained location (between 138mm and 1002mm) came from an individuals anal cavity.
Bob asked " Where'd that squirrel come from?"
Tony says " Ass theory is the only explanation."
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A term applied to the phenomenon of over-wiping your ass related to the mostly unconscious awareness that you have bought too much toilet tissue to use in your lifetime.
I seriously hate to admit this - but I have developed a painful case of COVID Ass.
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The act of falling asleep with ones window closed. Throughout the night you start ripping complete ass all the scent settles in your room and when you awake and leave the room for a wile then return you are almost knocked out from your own scent lingering in your room
friend comes over in morning.
"Dude what the fuck your room has horrible ass wrath"
"Man...i know i forgot to sleep with my windows open"
"you fuck!"
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a circular bald spot on the top back part of mans head. similar to a monkeys ass "bald with hair around it".
dam that dude need to put a hat on. walking around with a monkeys ass on his head.
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