The act of writing a totally unrelated comment to someones posting.
fb user- Im cant get rid of this cold!
fb user 2- Try alka seltzer.
fb user 3- Try a beer!lol
facebook bombing- Francine got a great job!
fb user 1- wtf????
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A twenty-something female whose body looks good now, but is poised to increase in size after she gets married and no longer feels she needs to keep herself thin.
Yeah, she's hot, but look at those hips and tummy... She's a starch bomb that'll go off in five years, tops.
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Contrary to popular belief, the Manatee bomb is actually lingo among the african american society for Oprah's astronomical ego which may or may not surpass the ego of Kanye West.
obese American 1: "Dude, Oprah just told me she can walk on water!!"
obese American 2: "Nah man, that's just Oprah dropping the Manatee bomb"
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Dude 1: How was sex with Kesha last night.
Dude 2: It was alright, but Kesha got that mind bomb.
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rapidly imparting a signficant level of comprehension (potentially to a large group of people) with a very few words; related to nuclear bomb re: massive change to the landscape with a small but potent tool
Dude, we were arguing for hours, when Dave dropped a knowledge bomb and shut everyone up in two seconds flat.
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The intentional or uninentional ruining of a friend or colleague's present experience by continual texting, beyond what is considered standard and usual.
Texter 1: Blech! How are you doing with in-house payroll and benefits admin?!? Outsourced HR Company continues to screw it all up for us. :(
Texter 1: Hard work at first but very very happy! Happy to talk through it in person when I return. We are in CA now.
Texter 2: Okay. Yay for you...CA!
Texter 2: I have something I can't wait to ask you.
Texter 2: It has something to do with providing benefits at our company.
Texter 2: Okay, I'm so going to fire our health insurance broker. I can't stand her.
Texter 2: I know you should be enjoying this time with your family. I can't wait to hear what you have to say when you get home.
Texter 2: Okay, I am REALLY going to stop texting you. Have fun!
Texter 2: Can you please call me?
Texter 2: Okay, sorry to have text-bombed you. I will seriously wait until you come home next week. Call me!
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Made the same way as a Jager-Bomb but the Redbull is substituted with Joose and the Jagermeister is substituted with Day-Quil.
Jeff really wanted to go out with his friends but was feeling a cold coming. So instead of being a pussy he drank a JOOSE-Bomb and was the life of the party and never got sick ever again.
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