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A "Boner Garage" is a place to park your lovely boner! Your significant other or that hoe Sheva that you met down the street could often serve as your "boner garage".
Hot German boy walks down street and calls to neighbors, "Gutentaugh! I'm going down town to meet my boner garage! She hot American woman!"
Laughs in high voice at the thought of finally filling his reserved parking space.
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The act of texting a hot woman while in possession of a raging boner in hopes of getting her to come over and take care of it. Is frequently triggered by watching porn and ends abruptly once the person in possesion of said boner has blown his load (usually by means of his own hand)
Oh man, I really gotta quit boner texting hailey everytime I watch an Alexis Texas video.
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What you say when something bad, annoying, or disappointing happens. Basically the same as "that sucks" or "too bad."
person1: I tried to call him, but he wasn't home :(
person2: Boner sandwich.
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A clitoral erection and the heightened horniness of a female after the consumption of two or more alcoholic drinks.
I'm getting tipsy, I feel a clam boner comin' on!
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A thought that seems genius while you are erect, but becomes horrible after climax.
Guy 1: I thought about Skyping my ex and asking to see her butthole again.
Guy 2: Oh my God. Did you?
Guy 1: Nah. It was just a boner thought.
When your nose sticks out over your face mask, you have a Nose boner
Walking through the grocery store, looking at all these nose boners.
A place where a man parks his penis for an extended period of time.
I’ve been with my current boner storage for a few years and I am considering proposing.
What are the rates on your boner storage?