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doing a crime without a mask or concealing your identity
yo did u hear quay robbed da store without a mask on?
damn that nigga straight dirty face!
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Excessively drunk, lacking all basic motor functions.
I was so Tom-Faced last night I passed out on Roger's couch.
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A person who will fuck his buddies wife, cheat on his own wife, not have a job and expect his wife to pay all of his bills
Bryan is such a Fuck Face. He did his boy wrong, cheated on his wife and his pathetic ass expects her to pay all his bills. He’s the type of guy to chew his nails then finger a woman and piss on orphans
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shaking your head/face enthusiastically whilst a friend takes your photo recording a rare freeze frame of your face in its distorted state.
j: shake your face and i will take a photo, its called face bingo
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A face made when high in which the eyes are stuck in a lifeless stare and the mouth is open in an "O" shape.
You Just made the zombie face for 5 minutes straight, you're as high as a fucking kite!
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The blank stare one gives after a heavy binge in vodka-based mixed drinks.
It is usually an act put on by someone often referred to as a trainwreck.
DANG! Latoya was so vodka faced that I don't even think she recalls snoballing with Toby last night!
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Someone so ugly that even the mere sight of their face is a method of birth control. That is, they are so physically unattractive that they will probably never have sex.
"Oh my god, did you see how ugly that guy was?"
"Yeah, what a contraception face!"
or:
"You're so ugly your face is a contraceptive!"
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