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a very huge penis that makes girls say "JESUS!!!" when they see it.
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It's someone who's a fawning person. But it's a bit rough, since when is Jesus associated with creepiness? Sure, he hung out with lepers - but that's not creepy. Social suicide maybe...
stalker
"Fuck off, Hugh, you're such a Creeping Jesus."
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the vagina of a dark skinned woman that appears purple in colour
i bet that woman has a nice purple jesus
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(n.) One of the members of the Holy Bird Trinity; son of Bird God
(adj.) related or pertaining to either Pelican Jesus or Katy Perry.
Note: Bird Jesus only exists within the religion of Bird Christianity. It, along with Bom and Scientology, make up the three Abrahamic bird religions.
Noun: Bird Jesus saved us from our sins.
Adjective: That song sounds so Bird Jesus.
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Gay jesus a gay (usually male) individual who is most likely in a chorus or art magnet and never shuts the fuck up leading to a flock (or the correct term) herd of fags surrounding them at all time and treating them as above everyone else
"You know that fat fag gavin in the chorus magnet who never shuts the fuck up?"
"Yea they treat him like hes gay jesus or some shit"
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When Chrysler keeps asking for money and you want to express it by blasphemizing the Christian figure Jesus Christ.
It's an exclamatory statement used specifically for when Chrysler does something wrong.
Blair: (reading from article) Chrysler has asked for another $5 billion for the bale out to be a success.
Wood: Jesus Chrystler!
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He protec. He attac. He multiply snak.
"Hey, do you think Jesus has anymore bread I could use?"
"No, but he make your water taps full of wine"
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