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When you go to grab a woman’s boob or a private part and she blocks you suddenly with her elbow.
Why did you chicken wing block me? I was just trying to cop a feel.
When multiple people walk into prayers during Kaddish, and they have to stand straight in front of the door. Causing the door be blocked until Kaddish is over.
I walked into prayers during Kaddish and immediately stood straight. Within a few seconds I was joined by multiple other people, causing a massive Kaddish block-up.
when you send a picture of a penis before blocking someone
ughh don't want to talk to this girl anymore, i'm gonna cock n block her.
when a new yorker is deadass tired of your shitty, racist, homophobic, ableist, elitist, landlord loving, daddys uber money, finance bro in a patagonia, main character wannabe instagram posts, so they bing bong block ya!
If you post an insta story about supporting the Cuomo brothers, you're getting bing bong blocked!
The message you get from your dumbass loser friend after he tries chatting up girls.
Jordan: I'm gonna try chatting up Maggie
Will: Yeaa go for it haha :p
*5 minutes later*
Jordan: She blocked me :'(
Will: Ffs Jordan you're just a drophead aren't you.
This is a machine that produces different concrete block to be used for construction.
high-quality concrete block machine is those that produce a different kind of concrete blocks.
When you think of the most genius word or phrase ever, so genius that it can't possibly be already defined on urban dictionary. You hop on urban dictionary and excitedly put it in the search bar, when lo and behold, there's your word or phrase, definition and everything, already thought of by someone just a little more witty and clever than you.
Man, there's gotta be a term for that. It's like getting cock blocked. Heh. Dick blocked. HOLY SHIT, DUDE! URBAN DIC BLOCKED!
*looks it up real quick, reads the above entry*
...FUCK!