go to plan B.think of something else.
maybe it's just out of gas,if not we'll have to punt
Wanting to know if a girl with A MASSIVE BUTT has a boyfriend.
Spasoje: hello
Spasoje: does gyatt have a boyfriend
Spasoje: asking for a friend
Me: no no
Me: She breakup that night
Spasoje: i will tell him that
Spaoje: friend
Spasoje: i would never do that to her
To have guy on guy sex
“I have a blue ass”
“So your gay”
A statement that always brings a really nice sens of relief to see/hear when checking/inquiring about your account-status.
"You have a zero balance" is comparably welcome to seeing that delightful little word "approved" pop up on the LCD display of a store's card-scanner, informing you that your debit/Food Stamps card didn't have a problem processing your purchases that time.
My girlfriend said "I have 10 fingers and 5 of them are for you."
no he does not
does harry have rizz no he does not
Meaning that you’re white and you have an American flag also implying that you’re a hillbilly <3
Person1: “Do you have a flag in your room?”
Person2: “No I don’t, what does that mean?”
Person3: “Dude, she’s implying the fact that you’re white.”