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Person 1 (fag): My router is not working anymore. I Have no Internet!
Person 2 (chad): Oh u mean ur Internet Box??
Daniel Carracher is complaining about the speed of the internet at A#I again usually without justification or cause.
The Internets poopy! again
The act of purposefully not having any social media/directory/people search accounts so that a search for that person will reveal no results. This renders them untraceable and uncommunicatable by any means other than by personally knowing the person outside of the internet.
So many people have social media accounts nowadays that being internet invisible is now the new cool thing.
when you go on vacation and take your laptop with you, but you try to connect to messenger or chec your email and you can't do it because you find that there's no internet connection in the place you're visiting.
frank: hey jane! i've been sending you a lot of emails but i still haven't gotten an answer! jane: sorry. i had a forced internet vacation problem. when i arrived in my town for vacation, i tried to check my email but i couldn't open it because there wasn't any internet connection there.
The curse of the internet is a common phenomenon where internet users would put unprofessional, horny, derogatory, racist, or generally nonsensical imagery/text in a public sharing non-social media website.
"I've been studying how everyone on the internet behaves, they've always been like this, I dub this the Curse of the Internet, as I couldn't find a better name for this."
similar to 'the friend zone'
but you actually just don't really wanna hang out with this person in real life, so you just talk to them online
*over fb messenger*
'wanna hang out? we've only ever really talked online...'
'uhh, nah, i'm not feeling like it right now'
*thinks to self* 'am i in the internet zone?'
A remake of the rules of the internet, made to better fit today.
If the rule is changed example one:
1. please explain this joke I don’t get it
2. New rule 12
1. Wat?
2. Look up new rules of the internet
If the rule is the same as the regular rules of the internet example 2:
1. Do you know any porn of this?
2. I’m not that into it, but try to add rule 34
1. Nothing…..
2. Rule 35
1. Oh.