Jack-Bogged

A combination of 'jacked up' and 'bogged down'. Jacked up and uneasy about things taking too long. Bogged down like a starved engine sputtering on its last bit of fuel. Unnecessary delays.

We got Jack-Bogged at that new restaurant, the food took so long.

time delay tardy

Jack Moody

Council house liver who touches willy at least 7 times a day

"Wow you're being such a Jack Moody right now!"

shark jacking

Masturbating a male shark.

As seen on Dog Bites Man on Comedy Central.

Shark jacking is the most common injury of spring breakers in florida. They swim out to a shark infested area with meat tied around their ankles and when sharks attack, they roll the sharks on their backs and masturbate the shark.

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jacking off

What my Boyfriend does when he doesn't get any pussy for awhile, like when i have my period.

Like when i have my period. Or when I'm away, or when he finds out that I'm fucking his hott sexy brother in the next room.

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jack kennedy

A fit ass god who has way too much swaggoo to be uncool.

Aw man! That’s a jack Kennedy right there!

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swag-jack

one who jacks someone's swag

Khushbu Brahmbatt is a swag-jack.

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bitch jacked

When you have something really cool (example: a pair of badass Nikes) and then some stupid bitch goes and buys the same thing and acts like he's tight.

"I saw that kid wearing those shoes yesterday."
"Yeah, I totally had them first."
"Dude you just got bitch jacked."

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