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A Kickass Guitarist, best know for wielding a wide array of classic Fender Telecasters, as well as many Custom John5 Tele's. He is best known for his Solo instrumental albums, which showcase his tremendous talent, but he has worked with everyone from Marilyn Manson and Rob Zombie, To Lynard Skynard, David Lee Roth and Paul Stanley. His style is a blend of Heavy Speed metal, Classical, Spanish Flamenco, and Country. He is one of the most accomplshed Guitarists around today. His real name is John Lawry.
John 5 and Manson split because of creative differences, nobody was kicked out or quit.
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Damn! John 5 is my favorite guitarist ever!
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A Very Good Looking man who all the girls love very strong and and good at kicking.
John Saner Very good looking very strong
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John Tavares be BUSSIN BUSSIN. I love John, so he is bussin. ;)
"Did you see John Tavares in that suit tonight?" - Deborah
"Oh yeah, he be bussin bussin 😏😍💕" - Linda
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Toooooo small to make girls happiest only boys
John's penis is too small to coom
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The most amazing and talented man ever. Super hot and a member of The Beatles in 1963- 1970. They broke up because of his stupid second wife. He started and failed art college. If you don't know who John Lennon is, you have serious problems because you looked him up. He is not God, nor is he anything close. He was talented, amazing, hot and funny. Despite what a previous definition stated, he was not mean but slightly tempermental. He had two sons and two wives. His sons were John Charels Jullian Lennon and Shawn Lennon. His first wife was Cynthia Lennon and his second was the demon woman, Yoko Ono. He was shot and killed in front of the Dakoda building in New York. He was shot twice in the back, twice in the shoulder and one bullet missed.
John Lennon was amazing and if you don't agree, you suck with great intencity.
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Very,Very, Very, Very, Very, Very, Very, Very, old dinosaur age guy who looks like a fucking turtle.
Dude#1: Look it's a 150 year old Turtle!!
Dude#2: No it's not, It's John McCain.
Dude#1: Oh your right!!
Both: Laughing
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English singer-songwriter, composer and pianist. Also, a knight. His best accomplishment is that he is the father of American Idol Contestant and now singer Michael Johns
I'm Elton Johns, father of Micheal Johns
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