An extremely unattractive person that sucks dick
Look at Matthew
Usually guys with very big penises and great, charming personalities that attracts herds of women.
Girl 1 “Oh my god! Matthew is so hot and cool and also very sexy!”
Girl 2 “Back off bitch! He’s mine!!
EPIC FRIEND YAY (he says that you should read dees big nuts)
hi Matthew
Matthew is the boy with the looks, the personality, and really everything a girl wants. He is so clueless that he will play with tons of girls' hearts. Every girl wants him even though most likely he will never be taken. Usually, Matthews only fall for one girl in their whole life, and who ever that girl is, is hella lucky.
Wow, he is probably a Matthew.
Boy with glasses and wears white champion shoes who period 1 is algebra 1 and his 5th period is science
Matthew was on his phone in class basically all the time but he never got caught
A name given to a illusive hominid who has a particular interest in crossdressing and the trans community. Known to roam the Northern Irish countryside, they (or it) can usually be found raiding nutritional supplement storages at night.
Known to have little body hair but also somehow resembling Lionel Ritchie, they are known to feast on BCAAs and various flavours of preworkout before falling into a blind rage, decimating local McDonald's and kebab shops.
"Did you take my BCAAs?"
"No. I don't even workout."
"Oh God. I think it's the Matthew.