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Garden City Middle School

The worst fuckin place in America. The principal is a fat. He was most likely hit on the head as a child. Full of Preppies and Jocks, with some emos. Most students there have rich parents who buy them whatever the fuck they want. There is approximately 1% non-christians, 1% non-whites, and 1% non-republicans. The biggest douches are Brian Coleman, Mr. Schenkel and Shane Thornton. Miss Wolk is a crazy bitch.

Fuck Garden City middle school!

by Jonnnnnnnnn Smith June 6, 2007

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Quimby Oak Middle School

A middle school. Like many schools, students attending there normally travel in large packs or small groups. However, there will most likely be a few loners wandering around the school campus.
If you lie low enough, you won't notice the inherent chaos.

Quimby Oak Middle School is nice.

by ellipsisdotdotdot May 8, 2011

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Ladera Ranch Middle School

A school filled with rich white kids and kids who wanna act ghetto in a rich, white, suburban neighborhood. They usually juul because it's "cool" and they all have some sort of middle part. They try to act ghetto and think they are in the hood while living in a clean, rich, white city and have never touched or visited places like Compton.

"Man, look at those retards juuling and trying to act ghetto in the suburbs."
"Yup, they look like they go to Ladera Ranch Middle School"

by SpittingFaxxxx September 8, 2021


Desert Shadows Middle School

At desert shadows all that matters is vans and Dutch bros, it is filled with dozens and dozens of vapes, and underage girls who think they're cool cause they drink. Most of the boys are fuck boys and don't know how to control themselves.

Don't even get me started on Desert Shadows Middle School

by kijjajdndkajndnsdrrfgfaacdewqg August 25, 2017


Granite Oaks Middle School

A school where rich white girls cry over the stupidest things and guys that live in the suburbs act tough

Granite Oaks Middle School

sucks ass

by Splez December 28, 2022


North Bethesda Middle School

A middle school in Bethesda, Maryland. Half the students vape in the bathrooms and the other half don't give two shits about academics. Supposedly really good as well.
The teachers are pretty hit-or-miss but all of the eighth grade science teachers are very bad. However, the science olympiad team has done pretty well for the past few years, so there's that.
May or may not be known as the "racist school"

person 1: so you go to North Bethesda Middle School?
person 2: yeah, and I'm on the scioly team-
person 1: you're a racist
person 2: how rude

by yelloworpington November 10, 2019


North Branch Middle School

NBAMS is hell. It’s full of fake as hoes who want attention. Everyone’s a snake and all the guys are horny asf. The teachers say they care about our mental health as they hand out piles of homework. also, we minds as well be pigs by the way they feed us. most kids are suicidal, but that’s the school’s fault.

“You know North Branch Middle School?” “Yea, it’s shit”

by cum in me daddy March 6, 2019