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the typical shape of an incestuous family tree
The smiths' family tree looked something like an Alabama Family Mud Puddle.
When you get a group of people and deficate on them like a shower or rain
I just had a huge mud shower
A Turkish mud bath is when you are in a bathtub with your significant other then you or your partner takes a shit in the bathtub and smear it over themselves and you
I love giving my wife a Turkish mud bath!
The act of masturbating whilst playing in mud
"I had the greatest orgasm while mud busting"
When your ass is raw from the single ply toilet paper and you aren’t near a sink or any wet wipes so you ball up the toilet paper and you spit on it and wipe your raw ass to completion.
Man, I only have a few pieces left of this toilet paper so I had to give it the ol Mississippi Mud Wipe.
Where mick let’s his poop dry on his ass and build up for two weeks then pulls it off like waxing his asscrack
Mick does a Arabian mud bath once a month
The process of violently shitting your pants, pulling your pants down, then sitting on something/someone.
"Yeah dude, I heard he visited Margaret Thatcher's grave and gave it a good Mesopotamian Mud Spread."