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Noah

The complete definition of Stupid. The opposite of Einstein. His braincells are stupid, his breathing method is stupid. His life is stupid. There's not a thing he does that isn't stupid.

"Jimmy! Stop being a dumbass! God, you're such a Noah."

by Jerry Jesus Jameson February 7, 2022


Noah

Noah is a 6โ€™5 245lbs beast. He has an about two subway footling weener. He will pull your girl. Noah knows why women deserve less but will still pull. Noah is a resemblance of MMG,Johnny Sins, or Jesus Christ himself.

Girl 1: Noah is hot
Girl 2: your weird

by Men69420men November 25, 2021


Noah

Huge penis absolute unit aka the nosh destroyer super leng smokes and vapes but is an absolute ledge

Shit u have a huge one like Noah

by Obey 08 November 22, 2021


Noah

Noah is a name originally from Hebrew meaning rest.

Noah is someone with a great personality and a happy person in general. The Noah's I've meet have always been jolly old friends. They may be a little big, but they always make people smile.
If you hate a Noah you probably already have a hit on you. Because everyone in your class or friend group, like him.
Of course, he might get annoyed if you don't listen to him. But he is an overall forgiving person.

YOU "Yeah I hate Noah"
FRIEND "I'm sorry for your loss man."
YOU "Why?"
FRIEND "Cuz your dead son!"

YOU GET KILLED BY YOUR FRIEND

by Nolan Davis100 March 15, 2022


noah jay ross

A 12 trash talker that eats a lot of twinkies.

your such a noah jay ross

by SuchHacks November 29, 2017


Noah Lyles

A sprinter from Florida that rose to prominence in the 200m. Is known for excessive showboating, that some may consider he is even worse than Bolt. Won World champs in 2023. Likes raisin bran crunch, money, and anime.

I think I'm going to double in Paris, but need to take a look in the mirror first because I'm Noah lyles.

by Redbilltherapist96 January 13, 2024


noah lyles

GOAT after Usain Bolt ofc

"Who's winning the men's 200m this year?"
"Noah Lyles of course!"

by mogus man with a dad July 29, 2024

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