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November 16th is the day when your gf has to ask u to come over to watch Netflix and chill, spend some quality time with bae
Gf : hey babe wanna come over
Bf: yeah sure why tho
Gf : it’s November 16th it’s when we watch Netflix and chill together
Bf : say less
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November 16th is national make out with your boyfriend or girl friend day and get a boyfriend or girlfriend day so all my people that are single GO GET A BOYFRIEND or GIRLFRIEND!!!
Guy 1: hey did you know that today is November 16
Guy 2: no really do you know what today is?
Guy 1: WHAT!!!?
Guy 2: November 16th national make out with your boyfriend of girlfriend day or get a girlfriend or boyfriend
Both guys: YESSSSSS
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the day all the best people were born.
man 1 :hey it November 26th
man 2: yeah no duh it my birthday
man 1:oh thats why your the best person
man 3: sksksksk and I oop
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NOVEMBER 25 is national skip middle school day anyone with J or L in the beginning of their name get to skip school
HAPPY NOVEMBER 25th J AND L
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November 30th is National Play Smash Bros. Day! Play any smash game (if you have any). Have fun playing Smash Bros!
Its November 30th, which means its Play Smash Bros. Day!
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the 18th of november just so happens to be national rat day
this might be because someone who is a rat is born on that day or they are just super unlucky
there’s also a chance of someone being allergic to those types of rats (unlucky them)
person - *cough cough* rat *cough cough*
other person - what was that for?
person - sorry it’s just my allergies 🤧
other person - what are you allergic to?
person - rats
other person - but there aren’t any rats around
person - oh yea, people born on november 18 also count as they’re basically the same:)
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November 18th is the day you suck your OWN dick. You don’t need someone to do it for you, you do you girl! Here’s how you do it. Face down, suck. Anyone (with a dick) can do it!
Girlfriend: hey babe can I suck your dick?
Boyfriend: no babe, I’m sucking my dick today bitch.
Girlfriend: why?
Boyfriend: because it’s November 18th you dumb whore
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