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Old lady rose,the if you are looking up your grandma then congrats you should have a wonderful grandma who is generous,caring,and great with pets. a rose id a sweet smelling flower,but your old lady rose is guaranteed to be sweeter than that smell.
"old lady rose is so kind and generous she,she invited us in for cookies as we were on our way home!"
Right before ejackulation pull out and sit on the females stomach, lay a board or baseball bat across her chest and see if you can ejackulate over it.
I gave that girl the best old wooden cross of her life.
A hot-oiled hand job technique in which an overhand rotational cranking motion is used much like starting early automobiles. Generally accompanied by guttural engine like moans throughout the process culminated by a gentle idling hum of relief and dick rugburn.
-Scene: After a long night at the bar-
"Hey Jon, why are you limping this morning?"
"I got a Hot Old Fashioned last night and this engine didn't want to turn over. It's like Indian Rope Burn all over my shaft."
A tradition harking back to golden era of the early 2000's olde time sledding is now declining in popularity. With its central tenets rooted deep in the rich ethos of hockey greats Gordie Howe, Eddie Shore and Jack Hanson olde time sledding is an exhibition in the lost art of manliness. Equipt with malt liquor and a sled the brave participants of olde time sledding decend into darkness in an attempt to reach the bottom of a snow covered hill. The victorious will have to endure cold winds, trees, elbows and general beat downs in order to complete their endeavor. But, to the victor awaits a cold beverage and much deserved lean.
The perfect silence of a starless prairie night was interupted by the ill tempered sound off cascading from sorel boots trudging through snow. Tall shimmering stacks of breath lingered motionless at the top of the hill only to be pushed aside by the forceful cry "olde time sledding!"
A highly respectful sized penis that doesn't exist ordinarily
Just driving along with an old school boner
Old Timer's Disease aka Alzheimer's
I'm guessing you're starting to get Old Timer's Adle
When someone hides their vape in their armpit in an establishment that doesn’t allow smoking.
My boy was smoking old spice in that hipster bar.