made one

Took a dump.

"I almost made one in my pants."

One secaroni

Cooler, funner way to say one second

Ill be back in one secaroni

One wiper

A poo that only requires you to wipe once.

“I just had a one wiper”

Warm Ones

Lighting up a joint smoking weed

Yo lets go light some warm ones!!!

ONE RAT

ONE RAT SPINNING VERTICALY

That guy over there looks like ONE RAT!

Table One

a group, preferably one that comprises a luch table, that one a select few can ever enter.

Anyone not at table one for luch is a chode boy fresh

That one Ethan

That one really annoying kid who is very stupied and hits on 12 year olds.

Alice: “omg That one Ethan is so weird”
Dan: “how?”
Alice: “ he specifically told the president that he was not supposed to be talking about Carl wheezer”