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The message you get from your dumbass loser friend after he tries chatting up girls.
Jordan: I'm gonna try chatting up Maggie
Will: Yeaa go for it haha :p
*5 minutes later*
Jordan: She blocked me :'(
Will: Ffs Jordan you're just a drophead aren't you.
When you think of the most genius word or phrase ever, so genius that it can't possibly be already defined on urban dictionary. You hop on urban dictionary and excitedly put it in the search bar, when lo and behold, there's your word or phrase, definition and everything, already thought of by someone just a little more witty and clever than you.
Man, there's gotta be a term for that. It's like getting cock blocked. Heh. Dick blocked. HOLY SHIT, DUDE! URBAN DIC BLOCKED!
*looks it up real quick, reads the above entry*
...FUCK!
when a new yorker is deadass tired of your shitty, racist, homophobic, ableist, elitist, landlord loving, daddys uber money, finance bro in a patagonia, main character wannabe instagram posts, so they bing bong block ya!
If you post an insta story about supporting the Cuomo brothers, you're getting bing bong blocked!
An expression that essential means, get fucked
Steve:"You lucky little muppet!"
Mike:"Yeah mate, sodding from the block"
Right before you stick your dick in a young man wearing a white shirt and a black tie and pants walks in and slaps your dick with the Book of Mormon
I just got Mormon Cock Blocked last night, and my dick is still sore
This occurs when someone on your buddy list, who used to be a friend, was never deleted from the list. You mean to click the video chat icon next to your friend's name, but accidentally click the used-to-be friend's name. You immediately cancel the invitation and block the person, to prevent the incident from re-occurring.
Alexa: Shit! I just accidentally invited Kyle to a video chat and then canceled it immediately. Now I have to block him so that never happens again!
Jacob: Haha I just got the accidental videochat block from John. I havent talked to him in months and he invited me to a video chat, canceled a second later, and then blocked me.
When you've come up with a great idea only to realize someone else came up with it before you
"I was about to post my definition for masturbae when I found out that someone else already created one. What a philosophical cock block!"