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"Wow, I love your skinny jeans!"
"They aren't skinny jeans.. They're my Mick Jagger pants!"
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I said pee pants do that dance do that dance of the pee e poop pants dance
What is bug juice beard man doing, oh that Kody Hill and I believe the quantomticular of the intellectual superior of that move is called the Pee Pants Dance
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Noun. Someone who has recently and unintentionally defecated on themselves, usually (although not exclusively) when under the influence of drugs.
Hey that last blunt and those shots really pushed Elijah over the edge! Is it true he shit himself?!
Oh yeah brah! That guy's a total chocolate pudding pants!
NAST!
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The ultimate ice breaker when meeting a woman.
<Woman> So...
<You> Yes...
<Woman> Um... heh.
<You> Hmm...
<Woman> So... what's your name?
<You> Heh heh..
<Woman> ... Excuse me, did you just pee your pants?
<You> Um, yeah.
<Woman> ... let's make out!
And the lesson is, children, you ain't cool... unless you pee your pants!
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Blue pants Thursday is a thing for sailors only. Meaning on Thursday we wear our blue pants;) (only if your a sailor thou)
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A generally happy school cafeteria staff member who serves food with a smile. His namesake is from the flamoyantly colored flannel "pajama" pants that he wears every day.
Boy#1- Hey I had a short conversation with Crazy-Pants Guy today!
Boy#2- Really! THAT IS SO FLIPPING AMAZING!!!
The Act of Something or Someone being in the State of Such Concentration and Hilarity, That they have an Involuntary Eruption of Urine; To the Effect that their Pants are Completely and Utterly Soaked in Their own Urine.
"Mitch Hedberg was Piss-Pants Funny!"
"Dude, That guy Falling down the Stairs was Bad, But Piss-Pants Funny."
Man, Yo Momma is So Ugly, She's Piss-Pants Funny..."